Monday, July 28, 2008

Boo!

Ok! I am convinced that my house is haunted! Yes, there is a ghost co-habiting this house with me. And this ghost is tech-savvy and likes ketchup! In one week itself, I experienced two utterly bizarre incidents.

Creepy Incident one: I am having one of those lazy naps of mine in the afternoon. Nobody is there at home. Everything is quiet. I am fantasizing about Seth Cohen, and out of the blue, BANG! No, it wasn’t a gun shot. Something fell down in the kitchen; I just didn’t know how to describe it best. So, moving ahead, when I went to the kitchen to check what the noise was about, I was surprised to see a container (which contained oregano, by the way. I don’t know why I felt the need to tell you that but I just wanted to share) fallen down from the upper shelf. Well, we don’t have any mice here (thank god for the pest control program that we paid for!) and I was alone in the house, so how did this thing fall? Well, if that wasn’t creepy enough, there was ketchup all over the floor and in the container. But the fricking ketchup bottle is kept on the opposite shelf. How did the ketchup get on the floor and on the container???

Creepy Incident two: Yesterday, I got a birthday reminder on my cell at 9am. Apparently, it was Deepa’s birthday. I don’t know any Deepa. I ignored. Then within ten minutes, my mom got a birthday reminder on her cell. Again about Deepa’s birthday. She doesn’t know any Deepa either. And the most freaky part is, my mom doesn’t know how to activate a reminder on her cell (yea, my mom is technologically challenged. It runs in the family.) Who is this Deepa? How did she manage to get her birthday reminders in our cellphones?

Does this mean that my Ghost’s name is Deepa? So that means my ghost is a she. Crap! I was so hoping for some hot male ghost. So, since ghosts can move around anywhere, does this mean, my ghost must has seen me taking crap, or the time when the sandwich fell on the floor and I was too lazy to make another one, so gave the same one to my brother. Hopefully, my ghost ‘Deepa’ is a nice lady ghost and would keep our secrets. I would be happy to share more ketchup. There is more where that came from!

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